Dear Law Enforcement Agencies (especially our friends in France and the Benelux),
Good news: you don't need a battering ram to talk to us.
We at witha.name are serious security researchers, not villains hiding in a datacenter lair. If you're looking for information we might hold, just ask - no need to seize servers, send drones, or come in undercover with croissants.
We fully support due process, welcome legitimate cooperation, and genuinely want to help. Our mission is to make the Internet a safer place, and we're always open to working with law enforcement - especially those from our neighboring regions who appreciate a good espresso and operational security.
So, next time you're tempted to kick down a digital door, drop us an email instead. It's faster, friendlier, and doesn't require a warrant.
Warm regards,
The witha.name Team
(Yes, really. We answer emails to info@witha.name)